We just sat down to eat. When they brought the water, W looked at it and said "is this FRESH water?"

A just ran out of the bathroom to say: "Since W is trying to sleep right next to the bathroom, I will just be in here pooping quietly."

Embarrassing moments as a mother - we're walking out of ballet class behind another mother and daughter when A points and says at the top of her lungs "Look Mama! That girl right there is not very nice!"

A just tapped W on the shoulder and said "W. Listen to me. When all the people in a family...or city...get old, then they all go to heaven to be with Jesus. I'm a big 4 year old girl, so I know these things. I know everything."

A and I were talking about shapes. She drew a diamond so I sang a line of "Diamonds are a girl's best friend". She looked at me like I was crazy and said "That's silly - diamonds are best friends with other shapes!"

Why does a child who pukes at the drop of a hat head straight for the spinning toys without fail?

A must be sicker than I thought - she just fell asleep while watching Cars...

Ummm...guys...you have nice soft beds...

A has some new shoes that light up when she walks.

W said "cool shoes, A!"

A replied "yeah, they light up so everyone will stare at me..."

A is carrying around my light up prop lightsaber singing "this little light of mine, I'm gonna let it shine..."

My baby got her first hair cut...

A just told me "If W was lost, I would run and find her, because I am very fast. That's why I work out so hard."

A is motivating herself during her CrossFit Kids workout by saying "my stickers are waiting for me!"

If you think this is a picture of a bunny on a swing on a hill, then you'd be wrong. It's a picture of someone PRETENDING to be a bunny on a swing on a hill...