A: Ok, let's go kill that fly that got in the house!

W, running into the kitchen: Ok! I've got a fork to stab him!

W, breathlessly, with eyes shining says out of the blue in the car: When I grow up, I'm to have a...garage sale!

A was playing dominoes with my parents. After helping her along for a while, she then decided she could do it on her own. She reached a point where she was struggling with what to do, and Mom asked her if she was having trouble. In consternation she said, "Nana, I'm just having a hell of a time with this."

Even Dad had to admit that we can probably blame him for that one...

W is learning words where the "s" sounds like a "z", (is, has, his, as). This was not the best lesson to do outside, since a neighbor walked by just as she bellowed, "no, mama, I'm really, really sure it's pronounced 'ASS'!

The neighbor looked pretty startled...

A to W: Ok, let's head up the Himalayan Mountains! Don't worry, there's a porta-potty at the top so you'll be fine.

So yesterday the girls come running into my office laughing, saying we have a visitor and that there's a dog in the house. I laugh too and tell them he better not pee anywhere. W says, "no, really, a really real dog. Come see." I'm still joking around with them, since they pretend to be puppies all the time. I walk out of my office and stop dead at the site of a large black lab mix with no collar in the middle of our living room.

The girls had left the garage door open and apparently this lost dog had come into our house. Luckily he was very friendly and well behaved. We ended up taking him to Humane Society after searching the neighborhood on foot and by car for his owners.

W just comes down the hall and says, "We have a farting club!" A chimes in with, "Yes, we're going to do lots of buttastic things!"

The girls are arguing over who a toy belong to. A ends the argument by saying, "Hmmm...flashback!...that's mine, it was for my last birthday."

A: I love it when you fart when you run. It's farty fun!

A to W: "Guess What I Said in My Head" - that's the name of the game.

A: My brain is small, but my imagination is big. There's so much of it, it just comes pouring out of my face.




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I just told the girls that we are going to SoCal again in late December. I said, "you guys are being very calm about this." A replied, "I'm excited, I'm just being very mature about it."

Daddy: W, can you share a piece of your candy with me?

W: No! (pauses, lightbulb goes off). But I know! I could share a piece of A's candy with you!

This is how my rockstar naps

Ummm...how adorable is A? This looks like Disney should be using it on their brochures...

Vidia, W's favorite fairy because she's mean and wears purple.

 

This is my princess face



This is Sleeping Beauty sleeping:



This is my princess face again:

A's face after meeting her favorite princess, Belle.

W was the hit of the afternoon in her "Princess Lightyear" dress...I almost got tired of the squeals of delight that followed her through the parks. Almost.

Tinkerbell's friend Terrence challenged the girls to race to see who was the fastest fairy. A won.

When you tell A to duck, she goes into a squat...who knew CrossFit Kids was really Jedi training?




A says: I want to do Jedi Academy every day. I think I could learn pretty fast.



And one more pic because this was so cute:

W: Everyone should have kids like A and I. Adorable kids.

Flynn Rider just walked by and told A, "looking good, princess!" She was quite pleased...

W is a little excited about the Volcano dessert.

W tells us about riding on the Tower of Terror: It was so scary it punched my butt up.

I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER want to ride on the Tower of Terror again.