A announces "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It's time for...A!"

A just asked if she could clean the living room so she could vacuum. I said no - just kidding, do you think I'm crazy? I love this kid.

A is not a fan of beef stroganoff. She took a bite and then looked at me. "I'm sorry, Mama, but it's really not very good."

Please imagine the Chicken Dance song while looking at this picture, because yes, this skirt plays it whenever she moves...

A: "I just ate my friends. Now they're coming out of my diaper" and proceeds to take her diaper off. Oooookay. So we talked about how we don't eat our friends...

"A, how old are you?" "I'm FREE!" Happy birthday, baby!

This girl loves a new pair of shoes

A says her DinoNuggets are roaring in the oven...

A saw a fish tank today and said "Mama, I wish I was a fish, because then I could swim through the water with my tail"

Sigh. Trying to figure out how to get A to stop singing "Hi Ho the Derrio we all say shit". Especially in public. No idea where she got this from.

And so it begins: I told A she couldn't have toys at naptime and she said "why?"

A just asked for a credit card for shopping. I gave her some play cards. She took them down to Daddy's office and "deposited" a box of cards and told him to keep an eye on them, watch out for the big bad wolf.

Hmmmm...interesting haircut A came home with yesterday.

A's comment around the dinner table at Nana & Grandpa's tonight: "This is a great family"

A says "I will watch you from my stool. That's a pretty good idea"