Me to W: I think your pants are on backwards.

W: No. No they're not.

Me: Alrighty then.

A has started randomly yelling "Shark!!" while we are driving. Then says "oh, just kidding, I didn't really see one." Yeah, I was really worried...

A is writing a book called "Why Did God Make Lots of Things and You and Me". I love it, but I have to spell every word for her...

W was convinced a leftover piece of broccoli was a spider, so I ate it to prove it wasn't. She looked at me with an open mouth in shock and then laughed a little.

So I pointed to a piece of parsley on her hand and said breathlessly "oh my gosh, what is that on your hand?!"

She went BALLISTIC screaming at Nana to get it off. With a betrayed look she said sternly, "Bad joke, mom!"

Words you don't want to hear from your children: "Hey W, I have a new game, it's called Spit Fight!"

We are trying to watch a documentary about Disneyland, and the girls are way too hyped up. I asked A to stop yelling and laughing so high because no one could hear, and she replied "But Mama, that's what girls do when they are excited!"

The girls are playing knock knock jokes.

A to W: "Knock knock. Who's there? Ho. Ho who? Hotel."

Hmmm. Maybe not the best word to break in half...

A just requested to eat Paleo with me, and didn't bat an eyelash at the "no bread, cookies or pasta" requirement. We'll see how she does - she seems very excited!

A is currently watching a 1950's educational video on bacteria, she's very excited to learn more about decay.

Our little techie A just said "Grandpa had a little problem with the TV and didn't know what HDMI it was. So I told him it was HDMI 3 and now he will know for next time."

We have been studying the Sh'ma for devotions (Deuteronomy 6:4-6 and restated in Matthew 22:27-29). W is sitting at her desk coloring and said very sweetly "You will love Yeshua with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your strawberries."

W was told no about something and went off to pout...a little bit later I tracked her down...