On a hike, we saw some deer tracks. I asked W what she thought they might be: Tyrannosaurus T. Rex!
Me: What would you do if we found a t-rex?
W: Take him home.
Daddy: What would you name him? George?
W: George?! No! That's a silly name! I would name him Purple Golden Buttercup!"

W, wearing dinosaur jammies, "I'm a Tyrannosaurus T Rex! I'm a meat eater!"

I reply in mock fear, "Oh no! Are you going to eat me?!"

W, acting like I'm the dumbest mother alive, "I'm a MEAT-eater! I eat MEAT, not people!"