Sigh. W just go into our beagle's ashes and spilled some of them on the piano. 

There are so many things wrong with that sentence.

I just bribed A into doing her piano practice by telling her she could help me clean toilets once she was done. I wonder how long I can keep that as part of a reward system...

A after playing on the piano: Mama, I just sang a song to Jesus all by myself. He likes that.

A and W are playing the piano right now. A says they are playing the grape song, which involves her singing the word grape and a bunch of colors, while W mashes as many keys as possible as loudly as possible.