A has built a fort.

A: I'm going in the restroom now for a little bit!

Me (alarmed): It's a pretend restroom right? I won't find any pee on the carpet?

A (confused): No! Why would I pee in a rest room? I'm going there to rest!

W out of the blue while we are in the car: We shouldn't drink our pee because it's really yucky.

Me: What??!!! That's right, but why did you say that? Did you try to drink your pee???!!

W: No. It's just yucky.