W ended her verse recital tonight with a loud fart. To which A added, "best verse ever!" Then it was time for A's prayer which was "Thank you for a great day, and please help W to be more modest."

You know, I think saying "we really need to respect God's word more" while trying to control hysterical laughter probably doesn't quite convey the right amount of seriousness...

Well, modesty is certainly taught, not automatic. A just came running up to me and asked for a snack.

Me: Okay, but why are you naked?

A: I dunno.

Me: Where are your underwear?

A: I dunno.

Me: Well, you have to at least wear underwear.

A: Why?

Me: Sigh.