A heated game of Go Fish

We are sleeping in the motorhome. The girls are throwing themselves off of the bed and down onto W's mattress on the floor. I'm still half asleep and vaguely hear them yelling something as they "fall". I ask, "what game are you playing?" and A replies, "we're pieces of poop falling into the toliet!" just as W hurls herself off yelling "poop splash!"

Words you don't want to hear from your children: "Hey W, I have a new game, it's called Spit Fight!"

I asked Daddy to put the girls to bed tonight so I could wrap up some dishes after a highly contested game of Settlers of Catan (which I won, btw). A started fretting and said "But I want Mama. Mama and I are best friends." Moments that melt a mother's heart.

W's favorite game is to hand you various things and say "ThereYouGo"