So I've had a Kindle since A was a baby. I have a series of books I love, and the last one is not available in ebook format yet, so I got the paperback off the shelf.

A said, "oh, is that how old people used to read books?"

I told W she has to put the books back on the shelf that she pulled down. She is trying unsuccessfully to do so while saying sadly, "This book is NOT paying attention!"

A says after picking up the all the books "Now W, you remember what A says and don't make a mess!"