A: Ok Mama, why did the boy throw a croc off a cliff?
Me: Uh, is this an animal or a shoe?
A: I think it's a shoe.
Me: Ok, I don't know, why?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!!!
Me: I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be 'clock'...
A: Oh. That makes more sense.
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Me: Brrrr! It's cold today!
A: Just rub your hands together, Mama. Friction generates heat.
Me: I'm taking the garbage out.
W: Ok. Don't get thrown away.
Sunday, October 21, 2012
So A, our child who rode the Tower of Terror more than 6 times when we went to Disneyland, is too chicken to go on an escalator.
Sunday, October 14, 2012
A needed help with the iPod. Daddy went to help, but was hitting the wrong button. A started crying and said, "that's why I was calling for mama! She's the professional!"
A says: Now that I'm six, I don't fart anymore. W responds: Well, I still do!
Thursday, October 11, 2012
A just got breakfast dished up for both her and W. W headed for her place and A put her hand out and said, "Excuse me, but don't you think you should say thank you to me first?"
W replied, "You're welcome"
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
W: Hey mama, why don't you act like a monkey and swing by Costco?
