W ended her verse recital tonight with a loud fart. To which A added, "best verse ever!" Then it was time for A's prayer which was "Thank you for a great day, and please help W to be more modest."

You know, I think saying "we really need to respect God's word more" while trying to control hysterical laughter probably doesn't quite convey the right amount of seriousness...

W announced that she was going to sing her verse tonight. She started to sing, "Hear O Israel..." then paused and yelled, "Hit it, sister!" to which A immediately started playing an air guitar while W sang the rest in a strange sort of William Shatner-esque rhythm."

W announced that she was going to sing her verse tonight. She started to sing, "Hear O Israel..." then paused and yelled, "Hit it, sister!" to which A immediately started playing an air guitar while W sang the rest in a strange sort of William Shatner-esque rhythm."