W announced that she was going to sing her verse tonight. She started to sing, "Hear O Israel..." then paused and yelled, "Hit it, sister!" to which A immediately started playing an air guitar while W sang the rest in a strange sort of William Shatner-esque rhythm."

W announced that she was going to sing her verse tonight. She started to sing, "Hear O Israel..." then paused and yelled, "Hit it, sister!" to which A immediately started playing an air guitar while W sang the rest in a strange sort of William Shatner-esque rhythm."

Another lecture goes like this:

A: So the Torah is like part of how the Bible was written.
Me: Yeah, it's the first five books of the Bible, God's instructions.
A: That's a good point, Mama.
W: (farts really loud and long)
A: (without missing a beat or giggling) And that's also a good point, W.

I asked W at bedtime if she wanted to start learning verses like A. She said yes, so I gave her a very shortened version of Colossians 3:20 "Children, obey your parents." She repeated it back once, then said "no, children obey W!" and laughed manically. I'm a little concerned that this one may try to take over the world someday...

Daddy and W were having a discussion about various things at bed time, when she said cheerfully "Jesus bit me!"...

I'm not familiar with that part in the Bible...

I got some toddler Bible studies and decided to begin one today. I asked A if she wanted to do a Bible study. Her little face lit up and she exclaimed "I love Bible study! Jesus loves me!".