I'm baffled. How on earth does a child (A) poop on the top of their right foot and heel of their left foot, but nowhere else?

W is singing a song she made up, "every dog has to poop sometimes...."

We are sleeping in the motorhome. The girls are throwing themselves off of the bed and down onto W's mattress on the floor. I'm still half asleep and vaguely hear them yelling something as they "fall". I ask, "what game are you playing?" and A replies, "we're pieces of poop falling into the toliet!" just as W hurls herself off yelling "poop splash!"

I'm so blessed to have such a helpful 3 year old, who, upon seeing that one of the dogs pooped on the deck, proceeded to pick it up with her BARE hands and throw it off...

A just ran out of the bathroom to say: "Since W is trying to sleep right next to the bathroom, I will just be in here pooping quietly."

A just started crying and yelling "help me! help me!" I ran into the bathroom and she looks up with tears and says "This is the worst smell I've ever made in the bathroom!"