A just tried to "play a joke on W". She managed to run into the wall so hard she gave herself a bloody nose and split lip.

A just went running past me to the bathroom saying, "I just burped some banana out my nose."

I'm just going to sit here and hope she can handle it on her own...

A just walked up to me and said, "look at this, it's really cool!" and proceeded to blow the small piece of a packing peanut she put in her nostril out of her nose. I hope the laughter didn't detract too much from the "never put anything up your nose" speech.