The cousins playing house:

J: hey mom, come look at this slide...

A: I'm not your mom, I'm your wife!

J: oh, ok. Wife, come look at this slide...

The good news is that W is potty-trained. The bad news is that it only appears to be in the house...the moment we leave it's like she's forgotten! Feeling a little trapped here til we sort this out...

Poor A - she's old enough to articulate her nightmares now. She came upstairs at 3:00am crying "Mama, I don't want our house to get knocked over!"

A just locked me out of the house when I went to get the mail. Luckily, she decided to let me back in.

W woke up growling - A yells "what's going on in my house?!"