W: I had a bad dream!

Me: I'm sorry...what was it about?

W: My door opened slowly, slowly and little tiny creature with a very small face came out and creeped toward me, creeped slowly, while I was watchin' him the whole time come closer.

Me: Oh, I hate bad dreams like that - good thing it's not real! (thinks to self, well crap, now I'm going to have nightmares tonight).

At a birthday party this weekend, another mom pointed at W and asked, "Is she yours?" At my nod, she gushed, "oh my goodness, she's just so angelic."

I had to refrain from saying, "BWA HA HA!"

As I write this at home, W is sitting on the floor, loudly humming "Farmer in the Dell" in a creepy minor tone while sending cars, dolls and other toys to their death down the stairs.

A's entry in the "creepy drawings by kids" category