W got a hold of A's new cheap little digital camera and has taken 42 pictures of her thumb covering the lens.

Why oh why did I put the book "Puff the Magic Dragon" on A's wishlist when I can't even read the darn thing without tearing up? Beautiful illustrations, beautiful story!

A says after picking up the all the books "Now W, you remember what A says and don't make a mess!"

A: It's snowing!

W: sonomies!

Me: "A, are you going to write a letter to Santa tonight?"

A: "No! I'm going to write him some numbers!"

Upon licking the bowl, A says "mmmm, you're a good cooker, Mama. I like your whisk."

After church tonight, A ran up to me yelling "Mama! Mama! God loves us and He sent his Son!" Best. church. night. ever.

A says "I want to go back to CrossFit. You work out, and I will swing on the rings."

A just dropped something and said "Crap, crap, crap". I have no idea where she got that from *whistles innocently*

My tender-hearted little A can't handle Rudolph - she broke down as soon as he couldn't play any reindeer games. Thank goodness for easy forwarding to the happy ending!

A is very annoyed that her imaginary giraffes won't stop licking her face.

A announces "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. It's time for...A!"

A just asked if she could clean the living room so she could vacuum. I said no - just kidding, do you think I'm crazy? I love this kid.

A is not a fan of beef stroganoff. She took a bite and then looked at me. "I'm sorry, Mama, but it's really not very good."

Please imagine the Chicken Dance song while looking at this picture, because yes, this skirt plays it whenever she moves...

A: "I just ate my friends. Now they're coming out of my diaper" and proceeds to take her diaper off. Oooookay. So we talked about how we don't eat our friends...

"A, how old are you?" "I'm FREE!" Happy birthday, baby!

This girl loves a new pair of shoes

A says her DinoNuggets are roaring in the oven...

A saw a fish tank today and said "Mama, I wish I was a fish, because then I could swim through the water with my tail"